Indian American Love Child

I had this strange dream (or series of dreams, couldn't really tell) last night. In them, I was married to three very different real life men. How much truth or reality there is to this dream is surely questionable, but I woke up with a really strange feeling. My life was so different with each man, and each offered me three very different lives- each good and bad in their respective ways. I woke up knowing exactly which life I needed, and which man could offer me that life, and yet in no way did I derive any happiness from that realization.   Truthfully, I am at crossroads when it comes to my life. At this very moment, I know exactly what I need but I have no idea what I want. A part of me wants to say F it, and just have a royal time doing me. God knows, my life is going really well right now, and I am truly happy in every sense of the word. Why lock myself into something, when there is a whole playful summer ahead of me!   But then the other side of me, the more rationa

Somewhere around 4 o clock in the morning (on a relatively slow night at work), I just start thinking about things. Lame things- like what day I should my laundry. Deep and reflective things- like where is my life headed. Horrible things- like when will my annoying patient finally go to bed. And then sometimes, just really random things. It seemed like a good idea to document my thoughts, because well hell, maybe I am not the only one with these questions. Or maybe these are just the thoughts of a sleep deprived crazo...I don't know. But if you have the answers...hook a girl up!   1. What happened to exits 132,133, and 134 on the Garden State Parkway?   2. What does it mean when a DJ says he is "on the ones and twos"?   3. What exactly is in draino?!? How is it able to dissolve anything and everything?!!?   4. What is the correct way to pronounce 'Givenchy' and 'Yves Saint Laurent'?   5. Why do guys expend so much time, energy, and mon