4 AM: Random Musings
Somewhere around 4 o clock in the morning (on a relatively slow night at work), I just start thinking about things. Lame things- like what day I should my laundry. Deep and reflective things- like where is my life headed. Horrible things- like when will my annoying patient finally go to bed. And then sometimes, just really random things. It seemed like a good idea to document my thoughts, because well hell, maybe I am not the only one with these questions. Or maybe these are just the thoughts of a sleep deprived crazo...I don't know. But if you have the answers...hook a girl up!
1. What happened to exits 132,133, and 134 on the Garden State Parkway?
2. What does it mean when a DJ says he is "on the ones and twos"?
3. What exactly is in draino?!? How is it able to dissolve anything and everything?!!?
4. What is the correct way to pronounce 'Givenchy' and 'Yves Saint Laurent'?
5. Why do guys expend so much time, energy, and money trying to get a girl's number and then never do anything with it?
6. what is the debt ceiling? (I don't know If I will ever get this one)
7. Am I the only person in the world that doesn't like Macklemore's music????
8. Do women with stank face know they have stank face?
9. What is the point of Scaffolding?
10. Why do lawyers have such a bad rep?
11. What the hell is egg substitute made out of? That ish is so questionable.
12. Exactly how fast does hair grow? And why am I not bald by now? #shedlikeadog
13. Small dogs are dumber than bigger dogs...right?
14. How much do coke dealers earn on average?
12. How come fish, whales, seals, etc don't freeze in Arctic waters? I am serious, why?
13. How can we go to mars and find out what goes down there, but can't seem to find a jumbo jet lost in our own atmosphere? #fail
14. Apparently NYC pre-1990's was quite sketchy & pretty poor...where did all the homeless people go?
15. Does Jay-Z cheat on Beyonce?
hahaha this was awesome! there's more? woah!
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